Naughty or Nice?

Well, right now it is definitely NAUGHTY! I'm not sure who, but HE is definitely naughty.

John and I went to see Blind Side. It was awesome...a feel-good movie. Just the kind I like. When we came home we were limited in time before having to leave for a staff Christmas party. We had just enough time to feed Da Boys. As we were ready to head out the door I noticed something odd and wet on John's pant leg and shoe. Upon closer examination using all of my senses, I concluded that it was, you'll never guess.... poo. But John, how did you get poo on your pants and shoe? Is the toilet seat so small that you missed the mark?

We looked around the only places John had been since coming home, the bathroom, and found the whole floor covered with Poo. It looked like someone had filled a water-gun with IT and been set loose in there. It was EVERYWHERE! So obviously, it would seem that John was not the culprit. He grabbed a roll of paper towels while I returned to the kitchen for a bucket and mop. And what is that I see? More of the same all over the kitchen. Then the light-bulb when on. John had mentioned something earlier in the day about Da Boys getting into my 25 LBS bag of newly purchase, long-grain, jasmin rice sitting on the laundry room floor. And come to think of it, those little odd particles did look a lot like rice.

Bingo. A corner of the bag had been chewed off and that corner was definitely missing a bunch of rice. It didn't take long to figure out who dun it. Otis' belly was bulging when I touched it and no sooner did I do that and he ran out the doggy-door and spayed the lawn with little white pellets. I'm glad that at least he made it outside this time and that the rice won't grow in this environment as the Teddy's birdseed still may. Poor Otis may not sleep with us tonight. He will be confined to the laundry room where he has immediate access to the outdoors.

Needless to say we did not make it to our Christmas party.