A Dog With Good Taste

Teddy does have good taste. Did I say good? I meant expensive. He has been know to slum on tissues or toilet paper but he has definitely graduated to above his means, if it is possible, that is, to put a price on the love and affection he gives us.

This year alone Teddy has eaten $10.00 worth Dutch Bro. coffee bucks that had been laying on John's night stand, a twenty-dollar bill found not far from the previous, a hearing aide left on the coffee table, and tonight's choice of entree... a reimbursement check for $117.00 make out to John. Teddy had to dig for that one in John's school bag. How does this dog know were the valuables are kept????

John, I've told you more than once that we need to purchase a safe!!! I'm afraid my new diamond ring is next.